Britney’s crotch shots take Web by storm

December 1, 2006

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NEW YORK - Britney Spears is behaving more like her soon to be ex-husband, Kevin Federline, than a pop princess on the verge of a career comeback.

Fresh from her split from the club-hopping Federline, Spears looked hip and wholesome weeks ago in a surprise appearance on David Letterman’s show and while ice skating in New York’s Rockefeller Center in a Gap sweater. But now she’s unleashing her inner wild child, running around with party girls
Paris Hilton and
Lindsay Lohan, sporting unflattering hair extensions and flashing her apparently panty-less crotch to the paparazzi. (Be prepared to cringe if you dare to view the uncensored photos, splashed unceremoniously across the Web).

"She’s a beautiful girl and now that she’s single and she’s having fun, I think she’s just trying to express herself," said New York-based celebrity image consultant Amanda Sanders. "Unfortunately, it’s the wrong message that’s coming across. And the shame is she was really such a role model."

Spears, who turns 25 on Saturday, and Hilton were inseparable while hitting L.A. hotspots over the holiday weekend. People magazine reported Wednesday on its Web site that the duo will co-host the 2006 Billboard Music Awards, scheduled to air live in Las Vegas on Monday (Fox, 8 p.m. EST).

Representatives for Hilton and Spears did not respond to messages Wednesday.

She’s enjoying the single life — and who can blame her after putting up with K-Fed’s antics? — but many Spears watchers disapprove of her decision to cavort with Hollywood’s most infamous heiress.

In a post on Spears’ MySpace.com page, a female fan urged Spears "to read this so you understand how your fans may see the situation … now your children need you so do the right thing brit, and be a mother and forget the partying."

Rosie O’Donnell said Wednesday on "The View" that Spears should stop bonding with Hilton and move in with her, her partner Kelli and their kids so she could have a "stable family around her."

Can the mother of two young sons return to the sexy yet sweet Britney of yore?

Maybe, maybe not. But she might reconnect with her fans by making savvy career moves, said Entertainment Weekly magazine executive editor Lori Majewski — like doing a duet with ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake, or sitting — not jumping — on Oprah Winfrey’s couch.

"The public can be very forgiving and, you know, if she were to go on Oprah, the court of public opinion could quickly turn," Majewski said.

"A few tears and the words `I’m sorry’ can go a long, long way. Or `I’m embarrassed’ or `I didn’t mean to’ … But the ultimate key to the success of a future career for her is a new — it doesn’t have to be a wholesome image — but a new, cleaned-up image and a hot single."

The girl’s worth millions and probably has "fabulous things" spilling out of her closet, Sanders said, but that’s not enough to buy class.

It is enough, however, to buy a stylist.

"Now she’s got awful extensions and her hair just looks — it looks cheap," Sanders said. "And I don’t want to use Tara Reid as a shining example, but, you know …"

It’s your turn, Britney. Now go and give Oprah a call.

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Desperate No More: Eva Longoria Engaged

Eva LongoriaNEW YORK — Her marriage didn’t work out on "Desperate Housewives," but things are looking rosy in real life for Eva Longoria: She’s engaged to her beau, basketball star Tony Parker.

"Tony flew into Los Angeles last night after his game and surprised Eva at her home as she got off work," Longoria’s spokeswoman, Liza Anderson, told The Associated Press on Thursday via e-mail.

"The proposal was romantic and perfect. The couple plans to wed in France in the summer of 2007 in what they describe as a big, happy ceremony with lots of family and friends."

The 31-year-old Longoria, who plays crafty Gabrielle Solis on the hit ABC show, met Parker, a 24-year-old Frenchman, in the San Antonio Spurs’ locker room after a game two years ago.

Longoria divorced Tyler Christopher, who stars on ABC’s "General Hospital," in 2004, after two years of marriage.

© 2006 The Associated Press.

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes set wedding date

October 25, 2006

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - After a whirlwind courtship and the birth of a baby, Hollywood’s most famous unmarried couple, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, have set a date for their wedding.

Their representative, Arnold Robinson, said on Tuesday that the couple will get married on November 18 in Italy, with Giorgio Armani designing Holmes’s wedding dress.

Robinson declined to give other details.

The couple became engaged in June 2005 after a very public courtship. Holmes, 27, gave birth in April to the couple’s first child, a daughter named Suri.
 

Good Housekeeping magazine quoted Cruise, 44, the star of the "Mission Impossible" series, as saying in June that he and Holmes would delay getting married until Suri could attend the wedding.

"In many ways," he added, "we feel like we already are married. I know I’m with the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with. So the wedding, that’s just the party," he told the magazine.

People magazine said that Holmes recently flew to Italy, "perhaps to scope out wedding destinations" after a shopping trip to Paris." She told People she’d already crossed one thing off her list — her wedding gown — saying: "I already have my dress."

© Reuters 2006.