Borat to Sell Kids for Money

October 26, 2006

In case his movie doesn’t succeed, Borat has already devised another money making scheme — selling children to Madonna.Borat

At Wednesday’s London premiere of "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan,’ the bumbling journalist told reporters about his grand plan.

"I have come here with Bilak, my 11 year old son, his wife and their child, and we are hoping maybe to put some chocolate make-up on the child’s face and sell him to Madonna. I am hoping that Madonna will be a very good father for it."

Borat’s other backup plans: Ice maker, gypsy catcher or animal sperm collector — specializing in camels.

NASA Spacecraft to Study Solar Flares

CAPE CANAVERAL, FLA. — Twin spacecraft blasted off Wednesday night on a mission to study huge eruptions from the sun that can damage satellites, disrupt electrical and communications systems on Earth and endanger spacewalking astronauts.NASA's Solar Terrestrial Relations Observatory, STEREO, spacecraft

The two spacecraft, known as STEREO, for Solar Terrestrial Relations Observatory, lifted off, stacked one on top of the other, aboard a single Delta II rocket.

The lift off was delayed by several minutes after launch managers became concerned late in the countdown that winds could blow toxic material over nearby Port Canaveral should there be an accidental explosion. However, the area was cleared of people, mainly government workers, permitting the rocket to soar off the launch pad with a roar.

Flight controllers cheered, applauded and gave each other handshakes after the spacecraft separated from the rocket less than a half hour after launch.

Scientists hope the $550 million, two-year mission will help them understand why these eruptions occur, how they form and what path they take.

The eruptions — called solar flares — typically blow a billion tons of the sun’s atmosphere into space at a speed of 1 million mph. The phenomenon is responsible for the Northern Lights, or aurora borealis, the luminous display of lights seen in the upper latitudes of the Northern Hemisphere.

"Of the bazillion stars that we have in our night sky, the sun is the only one that counts," said NASA scientist Madhulika Guhathakurta. "Any understanding or breakthrough we can make in understanding the sun and the sun’s environment is of direct relevance to every human being on this planet."

The two observatories will provide scientists with the first-ever three-dimensional view of the sun by working in tandem, like a set of eyes, in different orbits.

NASA hopes information about the solar flares helps the astronauts who fly to moon and eventually Mars in the coming decades. Astronauts exposed to the eruptions can receive a year’s worth of radiation.

The spacecraft’s launch was delayed several times this year because of technical problems.

Scientists plan to release to the public movies and other images created by the STEREO spacecraft, though viewers may need to use the type of 3-D glasses worn for movies like "Creature From the Black Lagoon."

© 2006 The Associated Press.

In case you missed

  • I pity the fool who messes with Yoda. Best celebrity Photoshop series ever! (CityRag)
  • Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards star in Blonde and Blonder. (Hollywood Tuna)
  • Madonna talks to Oprah about the latest celebrity trend: adopting African babies. (Pink is the New Blog)
  • And here’s Madonna and family playing with their newest addition. (Just Jared)
  • Tommy Lee likes making out with dudes. (DListed)
  • I don’t get it. Mary Kate Olsen is rich enough to afford a stylist. And shampoo. (Popsugar)
  • Rush Limbaugh is a total asshole, but you already knew that. (IDLYITW)
  • Vincent Gallo may not be a total asshole, but he is a total creep. (A Socialite’s Life)
  • Monet Mazur: Most underrated hottie in movies. (Popoholic)
  • Why is Gwen Stefani yodelling in her new song? Why? (Idolator)
  • Kurt Cobain is the highest-paid dead celebrity. (Hollywood Rag)
  • Uma Thurman knows how to fug it up. (Yeeeah!)
  • Check out the top 40 music moments in film history. (Bullz-Eye)
  • Slow Motion Water Balloon. Coolest. Video. Ever. (CollegeHumor)

via Egotastic.

Muslim Cleric Causes Outrage in Australia

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA — A senior Muslim cleric touched off outrage in Australia on Thursday for likening women who dress immodestly to meat that is left out for prey — a comment critics said excused rape.

Prime Minister John Howard called the remarks "appalling and reprehensible."

"The idea that women are to blame for rapes is preposterous," he told reporters.

A spokesman for Sheik Taj Aldin al Hilali said the cleric’s comments in a sermon last month had been taken out of context in a report in The Australian newspaper. But the spokesman, Keysar Trad, didn’t challenge the accuracy of the translation.

"If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside on the street, or in the garden, or in the park, or in the backyard without cover, and the cats come to eat it … whose fault is it, the cats’ or the uncovered meat’s," The Australian quoted Hilali as saying.

"The uncovered meat is the problem," he was quoted as saying. "If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab, no problem would have occurred," he said, referring to the head covering worn by some Muslim women.

Sex Discrimination Commissioner Pru Goward said Hilali, a high-profile cleric who has advised the government on Muslim issues, should now be rejected by the country’s Islamic community.

© 2006 The Associated Press.

Mariah Carey’s Hong Kong Show Canceled

HONG KONG — Mariah Carey’s weekend concert was canceled Thursday because of Mariah Careypoor ticket sales and what promoters said were the pop star’s "unreasonable demands."

Carey was to perform Saturday at an outdoor space near Hong Kong’s Central financial district. Promoter Concerts Asia said it had only sold 4,000 tickets, despite a "substantial" advertising campaign.

"We have decided to cancel the event effective immediately due to both the poor response of public ticket sales and also due to specific last-minute demands which we find wholly unreasonable and not with the best interests of Hong Kong, us and also the fans," said a statement posted Thursday on the promoter’s Web site.

Concerts Asia declined further comment, and contact information for Carey wasn’t immediately available.

Hits by the 36-year-old Grammy-winning singer include "We Belong Together."

© 2006 The Associated Press.