In case you missed

April 25, 2006
  • This explains why Paris Hilton is the way she is. (Dlisted)Kathy Hilton
  • Avril Lavigne gets freaky with animated rodents. (Hollywood Tuna)
  • In case you didn’t already know, Kimberly Stewart is gross. (IDLYITW)
  • Why does Kevin Federline have fans? I don’t understand this. (Pink is the New Blog)
  • Obviously, Charlie Sheen is denying Denise Richards‘ allegations that he’s a drug using, spouse abusing, child porn enthusiast. Wouldn’t you? (A Socialite’s Life)
  • Oh look. Tom Cruise is still being a tool. (Hollywood Rag)
  • Ashton Kutcher can’t punk everybody. (CityRag)
  • Tobey Maguire isn’t very good at hiding from the paparazzi. (Just Jared)
  • Mary-Kate Olsen is also pretty bad at hiding from the papz. (Popsugar)
  • Gwen Stefani is a world of no. (The People We Love to Hate)
  • Kirk Cameron explains the existence of God using a banana. (CollegeHumor)

Paris Hilton Almost Died

Paris Hilton is Dumb

Have you ever hear of the Darwin Awards? If not, let me explain. The Darwin Awards are given out to people who do things that are so stupid, it will likely lead to their own extinction. Well, it looks like Paris Hilton is in line to receive her own Darwin Award, after the antics she pulled at a recent party.

According to Digital Spy, at a surprise party for boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, Paris Hilton was so drunk - how drunk was she!? - Paris Hilton was so drunk that she jumped into a swimming pool after a garden light had fallen into the pool, very nearly electrocuting herself.

"Everyone was stunned. Paris was lucky she didn’t get electrocuted," a source told the Sunday Mirror. "She thought it was hilarious. Stavros jumped in next and accidentally knocked her on the head in the process."

Hilton later treated her guests to a pole dancing session.

The insider added, "Paris was so drunk she could barely hold on to the pole - let alone dance."

Everyone’s "favourite" socialite princess, almost killed from being too drunk. Wow, I don’t think anyone saw that coming. Check out more recipients of the Darwin Awards, and then stop and think a little before having that twelfth drink.

via egotastic.

Triple blasts rock Egypt resort

At least 23 people - including three foreigners - have been killed and 62 wounded in three blasts in the Egyptian resort town of Dahab, officials say.

The explosions occurred in a bustling area popular with tourists during the early evening when many people would have been out in cafes and restaurants.

Eyewitnesses spoke of seeing debris and body parts in the streets.

Southern Sinai peninsula resorts have been hit before. About 60 people were killed in Sharm el-Sheikh last July.

The attack on Dahab, a low-key resort popular with Western backpackers, budget Israeli tourists and divers, was swiftly condemned.

Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak called the explosions a "wicked terrorist act", and US President George W Bush described it as "heinous".

The Hamas-led Palestinian government said it "strongly condemns this criminal act which flouts our religion, shakes Palestinian national security and works against Arab interests".

Israel’s ambassador in Cairo urged Israelis in Sinai to leave immediately, and a stream of Israeli cars were reportedly heading to the Israeli border at Taba by late evening.

Israel has offered to send emergency teams to the scene, the defence ministry said.

via BBC.